Joke Time!

A man starts a job at a zoo so he visits the head keepers office on his first day. The head keeper says that "if any animals die while you are looking after them you will pay for them. If you wonder what the price is of one of the animals you will find it in the red book on my desk". The man thought that he would be ok because he would look after them really good. His first job was to clean out the finch cage. While he is sweeping a finch falls from its perch SPLAT! DEAD! He was shocked. He goes to the head keepers office and looks in the red book to see how much the finch would cost. It cost £10 and he wasnt expecting it to be that price. He scoops up the finch and throws it into the lions cage.
The next job is to feed the chimps. Two chimps were playing on a swinging tyre and it was held up by a rope. SNAP! The rope broke in half and down came the chimps. SPLAT! DEAD! He looked in the red book £5 per chimp! He scoops up the chimps and chucks them into the lions cage.
He then went to mow a big field. He was driving a tractor with big cutters in a field with loads of trees. While he was doing this one side of the cutters hits a tree and knocks down a bee hive. BUZZZZZZZ! The bees dropped into the cutters. SPLAT! DEAD! The man looked in the red book £10 per bee and there were 5000 bees in the hive £50 000!
He scooped up the bees into a wheel barrow and tips them into the lions cage.

Finch, chimps and mushy bees! Yum Yum!