Q What is gram scared of?
A A killer gram
Q What do cows eat for breakfast?
A Moo-sli
A whole crate of bulbs fell out of a plane last week. We had a light shower.
Hear about my uncle's latest invention? It's a machine for cutting up water. It's called a sea-saw.
Did you hear about the very stupid mole who ate three tins of beans? He got wind in the willows.
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THANKS FOR THE MESSAGE
Nice blog scrawney! but add more jokes like this.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke through the key hole and find out.
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